Two Wal-Mart Greeters

Apr 13 2007

Two Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on bench during break.

One turns to the other asking,"Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains, I know you are about my age, How do you feel?

Slim says, "I feel just like a new born babe."

Rather amazed his co-worker repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???"

"Yup", grins Slim, "No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants."

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