1. You get mad when you don't find a fly in your soup.

2. You buy out the supply of wart removal cream in your drugstore constantly.

3. French chefs are eyeing your legs and appear to be following you.

4. Bug lamps appear to you as a curse.

5. On applications, you list 'Pond' as your home address.

6. Kermit is your idol.

7. You get mad whenever Miss Piggy makes a pass at Kermit.

8. Have seen the movie 'The Fly' at least ten times.

9. You live in fear that someday you will wind up in a child's aquarium.

10. France is the evil empire to you.