A man is standing in line waiting to enter the theater. All of a sudden he feels someone massaging his back. He turns around and says to the man behind him, "What do you think you're doing?"

The man apologizes and explains he is a chiropractor and explains, "When I noticed how tense the muscles were in your back, I couldn't help myself and just did what I do normally."

The guy in front of him says, "That's no excuse, I'm a lawyer...do you see me screwing the guy in front of me?"