Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet?
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.

Why is it good that there are female astronauts?
When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

Why do men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

What should you give a man who has everything?
A woman to show him how to work it.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.