Heard this on one the radio this morning by some stand-up English comedian ... "I'll never talk to anybody about sports in bar again. Last night I said to some guy,

'I think Ireland have the best football team.'

He said, 'No way, mate, the English football team is much better.'

I said, 'YOUR NUTS!'

And then he punched me right in the face. Thats the last time that I'll warn anybody that their balls are on fire ...