Not My Parking Ticket

I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5 minutes and when I came out there was a damn motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, howabout giving a guy a break?' He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil necked nazi. He glared at meand started writing another ticket for having bald tires!! So I called him a horse shit. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he startedwriting a third ticket!! This went on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't give a damn. My car was parked around the corner...

Average: 4.5 (103 votes)

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justjoeindenver (not verified) Thu, 01/01/1970 - 00:00

Wow - thanks, Evil God. This is a perfect example of how the word "funny" can be repeated five times in a small statement, and yet it does not raise the noted humor level above that of finding a dead wombat in your tub.

(on a related note, I personally find deceased wombats to be extremely hilarious.)

Type Your Name (not verified) Thu, 01/01/1970 - 00:00

It's people like EvilGod that were made fun of as a child...lol

Some person (not verified) Thu, 01/01/1970 - 00:00

No, what is wrong with the world is the fact that we're overpopulating the planet with people that have the same amount of common sense as my ESC key.

EvilGod (not verified) Thu, 01/01/1970 - 00:00

Although this is an often repeated joke, those who find it funny or think this would be a funny thing to do are the kind of people this planet could do without. If you wouldn't find it funny if it was done to you it isn't funny when done to another. If you find the misfortune of others funny you are what is wrong with the world.

Someone (not verified) Thu, 01/01/1970 - 00:00

Jesus Christ, it's just a joke

Type Your Name (not verified) Thu, 01/01/1970 - 00:00

haha i like it

Type Your Name (not verified) Thu, 01/01/1970 - 00:00

LOl fucking Lold.

Lesley (not verified) Thu, 01/01/1970 - 00:00

I'd like to marry you.

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