Abe, an old penny-pincher, is dying.

On his deathbed, he looks up and asks, "Is my wife here?"

"Yes, dear," she replies. "I'm right next to you."

"Are my children here?" Abe then asks.

"Yes, Daddy, we're all here," one of his kids answers.

"Are the rest of my relatives here?" Abe inquires.

"Yes, we're all here," one says.

Abe sits up and yells, "Then why the hell is the light on in the kitchen!?"