To impress a woman:
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>Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her.
>Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her.
>Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with
>her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand.
>Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again
>for her.
>
>To impress a man:
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>Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.
Don't forget the beer.....