There was this American who comes to Canada, and he goes into the unemployment office. An Intake worker takes him in and sits him down in her office. He tells her, "I've been drinking my whole life. I want to be like you Canadian guys and have a job, make 20 dollars an hour and all the benefits to go with it."

The intake worker replies, "I have just the job for you. You can work at the Labbats brewery for 8 hours a day testing beer. The job pays 20 dollars an hour and has all the benefits to go with it."

The American replies in an excited way, "You have to be bullshitting me!"

So the worker says, "Yeah, well you started it!!"