I love my Job, I love the Pay! I love it more and more each day.

I love my Boss, he's the best! I love his boss and all the rest.

I love my Office and its location - I hate to have to go on vacation.

I love my furniture, drab and gray, and the paper that piles up every day!

I love my chair in my padded cell! There's nothing else I love so well.

I love to work among my peers - I love their leers and jeers and sneers.

I love my computer and all its software, I hug it often though it doesn't care...

I love each program and every file, I try to understand once in a while!!

I'm happy to be here, I am I am, I'm happy to give lots of taxes to my Uncle Sam.

I love this Work, I love these Chores. I love the meetings with deadly bores.

I love my Job - I'll say it again - I even love these friendly Men. The men who've come to visit today, In those lovely white coats to take me away!!