The preacher said that, for a change, he would call
out a word and anyone who could think of a hymn
that involved that word, just start singing and we
will all join in.

He called out WOOD...and in just a second 10 people
started singing The "Old Rugged Cross."

He called out LOVE, and a little 6 year old started
singing "Jesus Loves me."

He then called out SEX. Not a sound.

Again he called out SEX. A little old lady in the
back row suddenly stood up and started singing,
"Precious Memories".