Nina and Rosey, two old friends are having coffee when Nina says, "I hear that you've been telling people that I'm ugly!"

"Oh, no! I've just been saying that your new hairdo makes you look less attractive," said Rosey.

Nina said, "I also heard that you've been calling me fat!"

Rosey replied, "Oh, no! I just said that the way you wear those stripes makes you look larger than you really are."

Nina then said, "I also heard that you're saying that my husband has a wart on his dick!"

Rosey rolled her eyes and said, "Oh, no! I only said that it feels like he has a wart on his dick!"