The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you?"

A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room, when the piqued bride demanded: "Who was that woman?!"

"Take it easy, Honey," said the groom,

"I'm going to have trouble enough explaining you to her."