In the middle of a gynecology conference, an English and a French gynecologist are discussing various cases they have recently treated.

The French gynecologist said, "Only last week, zer was a woman ooh came to see me, and 'er cleetoris - et was like a melon!"

The English gynecologist replied, "Don't be absurd, it could not have been that big, my good man, she could not have been able to walk if it was."

To which the French gynecologist responded, "Aaah, you Eenglish, zare you go again, always talkeeng about ze size ... I was talkeeng about ze flavour."