Bartender: Bill, you look kinda down, what's the matter?

Bill: Well I went to the doctor this morning and told him
I had to get some of those Viagra pills. The Doctor told
me they wouldn't help my love life at all.

Bartender: Why not? I thought that they would do the
trick for any guy.

Bill: The Doctor told me it wouldn't help me at all to
put a good flag pole on such a worn out old building.