Knock Knock
Who's there ?
Mary
Mary who ?
Mary Christmas !

What did one Angel say to the other ?
Halo there !
How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?
"A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

What do elephants sing at Christmas ?
No-elephants, no elephants !

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?
Best vicious of the season

What do angry mice send to each other at Christmas ?
Cross mouse cards !

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?
A merry Christmas to ewe

What does Father Christmas write on his Christmas cards ?
ABCDEFGHIJKMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ (No-L !!) !