The blonde decides to celebrate her 40th birthday with a complete makeover. She goes to the best plastic surgeon in town and gets her boobs lifted, her tummy tucked, butt implants, botox, collagen, the works. After ten weeks and $25,000 she is a new woman and quite pleased with the results. Then she goes to her personal physician for her annual physical. The doctor gives her a complete exam, eying all the "body work" that has been done while checking out her overall health. When the exam and all the tests are completed the medic calls her in for a consultation. "Overall, your health is very good," begins the doctor, "But I do want to talk with you about a problem that often affects women your age."

"Oh really," says the blonde. "What problem would that be?"

"It's osteoporosis."

The blonde gets a puzzled look on her face and says, "Osteo--what?"

"It's more commonly known as "bone loss", explains the doctor. "Many women begin to experience it when they are in their 40s."

The blonde giggles and blushes and says, "Oh really doctor, you've seen me naked. Trust me, with this body and face, I'm getting a new bone five nights a week!"