A very well endowed young lady went to the doctor for her annual check up. The doctor told her to remove her clothes and get up on the examining table.

Shyly, she said to him, "Oh doctor, I just couldn't undress in front of you."

"Ok. I'll turn off the lights for you, you undress, then tell me when you're ready," the doctor said.

A few moments later, she called out, "I've undressed, doctor. What shall I do with my clothes?"

"Just place them on the chair, on top of mine."