A Brit, an Irishman, and a Scot go out to a pub
and order 3 pints. They each find a fly floating
on the top of their mugs.

The Brit says, "Bartender, can I have a spoon?"
and quietly removes the fly from his brew.

The Irishman says, "Get out of there!" and flicks
the fly away with a finger.

The Scot picks up the fly with his fingers and
says, "Alright ya wee bastard. Spit it out.
Now!"