10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, ''He just didn't belong.''
9) Move everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an elephant weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, ''The hair, it's growing. Growing!''
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, ''Soon, soon....''
6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.
5) Tell your roommate, ''I've got an important message for you.'' Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, ''Oh, yeah, I remember!'' Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.
4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.
3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, ''Hey, where the heck is my sandwich!?'' Complain loudly that you are hungry.
2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, ''Hooray! You're back!'' as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, ''Shouldn't you be going somewhere?''
1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, ''No, I want to watch them suffer.'''
10 Ways To Creep Out Your Roommate
Jul 19 2007
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Number 5 is the greatest haha.
i got a couple
1.) Flip out on your room mate at least 2 days a week about his/her's eye color
2.) Every time he/her is in the bathroom just keep screaming THE CULT!!!!! over and over again till they get out and act like nothing happened
Try this one, it's a bit less insane and a little easier to do... my brother and i did this to our mom for a month and she went nuts over it until we finally cracked.
Keep leaving dimes (or pennies, but make sure it's the same type of coin every time) on the floor of random rooms in the house that you know your roommate will find them. check (when they aren't around) if that coin has been picked up by them, and if it has, put a new one in that room. Dimes will just show up in every room of the house and no one will have an answer for it.
My mom was kind of freaked out by it, she kept finding dimes on her bedroom floor, in the hallway, on the kitchen floor... works even better if you have a cat that will find them and try to play with them, it'll get roommate's attention easier.
gg@stumble
better list:
1. Always be naked and try to talk to your roommate about sports all the time while nude.
2. Write notes to your roommate with little hearts
3. Scream racial slurs at inanimate objects all the time
4. Leave used Kleenex everywhere
5. Don't flush and get mad if your roommate does and bitch them out about saving water for the apocalypse
6. Whisper children's songs to yourself
7. Pretty much do anything that Kenny does to spenny.
8. Invite the sketchiest people over all the time
9. Bump fergie really loud and sing along to it
10. better than the other list
I've got one.
Why not shit into your hand ans smear it all over your roommates bedroom. Then get a chicken (whole, from your local butchers) and smear chicken blood everywhere.
When your roommate comes home and goes "WTF", just act like the room is totally normal. OMG ROFLMAO. That would be the best.
Please note, the above comment is meant as a sarcastic dig at all the retarded people who thought this sight was "awesome"
Epic fail, this is neither witty or funny. sorry pal, game over back to the drawing board
if you were using true sarcasm, you wouldn't have needed to explain you were being sarcastic. nice try, though. a for effort.
It's site...not sight. Donut!
Nah, I'm a donut :)
You fail at sarcasm.
HA! This nights been ridiculous & stumble always brings me something to cheer me up no matter how horrid the mood i'm in may be. This definitely was what i needed as a close to my night.
Chelsea is that you???
lmao who ever thinks this is stupid has no sense of humor! Lighten up!
I would do ALL of these if I could do it without cracking up. There's no way I could pull these off with a serious face.
FIFTIETH! Oh wait, no. I was late. Damn.
I WISH I HAD THE BALLS TO DO THIS SHIT!!!
I usually just stumble right past these types of lists...
this one is actually pretty funny. I like the potato gig and pencil laughing.
CAKE IS A LIE! oh ya and i loved it the pencil one is going to happen at me summer camp mwahahaha
Num 7 rockssssss..ID TRY 10 AND 2ALSO
This was great. I love lists like this. They remind me of those Hot Topic shopper who are so cool acting all RANDOMZ SCARING THE NORMIES HAHAHAH WOOT WOOT.
a test of insanity, seriously....read it....try it? see how fast people call you insane, half these things could get you commited, see how fast people start refering to you as the crazy guy, and they will belive you thats its a test you found on the internet, brilliant
this is the funniest thing i've ever seen! if i could try this, without looking stupid, i would do it. in fact, all of them! best advice ever!
so basically, you are saying, to "creep out" your flatmate you should become an arsehole ?
The comments here are better than the list !
#4 is hilarious
those of you here to bit*cH about this post please proceed to close your eyes and let the rest enjoy, no one forced you to this site
soon...soon lmao
Wow, #1 made me laugh. It's my favorite! :]
i thought these were funny
naming this page "how to waste money and time and look stupid doing it"?
This is stupid. I hate lists like these. They remind me of hyper twelve year olds who shop at Hot Topic who are SO RANDOMZ AND THEY SCARE THE NORMAL PEOPLE ROFFLELOL.
Put pennies everywhere. on door knobs, the floor, light switches, the bathroom. Then deny that you know why pennies are everywhere when asked.
no then you ask your roommate for change
Take this down.
10, 5, and 2 are super. it made me laugh.
This is so lol, i can see him laying to bed at night and watch you all night long. :-D
WTF? I TOLD HIM NOT TO TELL ANYONE I'M NOT CRAZY... LEAVE ME ALONE!!!
Super funny. "No, I want to watch them suffer."
(this is real, I roomed with a guy who did this)
Go into the main room of the house every morning at around 6:00 AM. In complete darkness begin watching the movie "Sling Blade". When Billy Bob's confession speech begins, crank the volume all the way up so that your roommate sleeping fifteen feet away is woken to the sound of a gruff sounding man confessing to killing his own mother with a "Kaiser Blade, some call it a Sling Blade". All the while mimic the gruff voice and say the lines along with the movie, and after each line, laugh a little.
did no one else comment?
Funny as hell. I am definatly try the elephant one on my roommate. The little butt sniff is always saying I have too much crap in our room, and gripes is I so much as bring in a new CD.
it might be work on movies but not in real life
you might get kick on the ass by your room mate if you do that,lol
This post is fucking retarded
lmao this is uh-mazing!
Was this written for 10 year olds? Lame.
when you're in college, what a ten year old does, is what keeps things amusing
This is totally insane! knife thing will immediately lead to big trouble :P I'll show this post to my friends who live in hostel.. hehe
:P really crazy list..
7, 6, 2, and 1. HILARIOUS. I wish I had a roommate!
I think it would do more than creep him out: It'd probably result in him calling the cops.
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