In an effort to clarify questions about the purported durability and unusual physical characteristics of Twinkies, we subjected the Hostess snack logs to the following experiments:
Exposure
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A pretty woman, carrying a stack of boxes from
a shopping spree, was walking down the street
when all of a sudden a strong wind lifts her skirt.
The hillbilly standing nearby just looked ...

Q: What is the difference between the panama canal and a blond?
A: One is a busy ditch and the other is a dizy bitch.
Q: How are bob barker and lorena bobbit different?
A: One is a ...

One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the townspeople were sitting in their pews and talking ...