Bathroom graffiti
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING UP ON THE WALL FOR? THE JOKE IS IN YOUR HANDS.
- Mens room, Lynagh's Bar. Lexington, KY
NO MATTER HOW GOOD SHE LOOKS, SOME OTHER GUY IS SICK AND ...

One morning a husband took a pair of underwear out of the drawer. "What the hell?" he said to himself as a little "dust" cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the ...

One day, three friends go hunting. Only one is very good, so the second two plan to watch him and learn from what he does.
They arrive at the hunting cabin, and get all set up. The next day, ...

How to install an affordable home security system...
1. Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14 Work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy ...