T'was the Internet Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,
There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yeah, you bet.
The e-mails were stacked by the ...

Here are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.
1. Hi ! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself ...

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table. A very attractive lady comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She says, "I hope you don't mind, ...

A large, well established, lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.
The very next day, a skinny little man showed up at the camp with his axe and knocked on the head ...