A young college co-ed came running in tears to her father. "Dad, you gave me some terrible financial advice!"
"I did? What did I tell you?" said the dad.
"You told me to put my money ...

ACTUAL MILITARY WARNINGS, can you believe it?
"Aim towards the Enemy." -Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher
"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend." -U.S. Army ...

One day Bill Gates dies...
God meets up with him and tells him since he's been so good to the world with his software and all that he could choose where he wants to go.
So Bill Gates decides ...

Here's a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:
A gelatin mold should be made with Knox Unflavored Gelatin and red food coloring. One would think that a flavorless ...