Two little squirrels were walking along in the forest. The first one spied a nut and cried out, "Oh, look! A nut!" The second squirrel jumped on it and said, "It?s my nut!"
The first squirrel ...

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and
were watching the 6 O'clock news. A man was shown threatening to
jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 ...

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday the minister asked ...

My uncle once spent days looking for his new hat.
Finally, he decided that he'd go to church on Sunday
and sit at the back. During the service he would
sneak out and grab a hat from the rack ...