An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning:
"I'm sorry, but I'll not be able to come in today as I'm too sick."
On hearing this his exasperated ...

(Betcha can't score more than 15 points by the end of the day!)
One-Point Gags
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· Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
· In the middle of ...

A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, "No pets allowed."
The man replied, "This is a special dog. Turn on the Jets game and you'll see."
The bartender, anxious ...

In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the ...