This guy lived on his own and he was feeling a bit lonely, so he goes to the pet shop to get something to keep him company.
The pet shop owner suggested an unusual pet, a talking millipede. ...

The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. He's met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour is told he can enjoy any of the myriad recreations available.
He decides he wants ...

The preacher said that, for a change, he would call
out a word and anyone who could think of a hymn
that involved that word, just start singing and we
will all join in.
He called ...

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet, rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his ...