This is to remind skiers how to prepare for the ski season and to
remind non-skiers why they do not ski.
10. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in
freezer for half ...

Remember the book "Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus"? Well, here's a prime example offered by an English professor at Southern Methodist University:
In-class Assignment for Wednesday:
Today ...

A group of blondes in a class at New Mexico State University were given the assignment to measure the height of a flagpole.
So they went out to the flagpole with ladders and tape measures, ...

A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn't want to cancel so he slathers it with lotion ...