Q. If Clinton gets impeached he will be the first president to....
A. Get blowed out of office.
Q. Do you know what the FBI discovered the stains on Monica's dress actually were?
A. A wad ...

Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
There's two theories to arguin' with a woman. Neither one works.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody ...

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be ...

A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand ...