A man in Amsterdam felt that he needed to confess, so he went to his priest, "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. During WWII I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answered the priest, "that's not ...

There are 3 men in a plane. A priest, a baseball player and a soldier. the pilot goes into the cabin and tells them that there is a weight overload on the plane and they would each have to throw one ...

Why don't men get hemorrhoids?
Because they are all perfect assholes.

A husband and wife are driving back from their holiday in France.
Near the border they knock over a skunk on the side of the road.
Alarmed, the wife runs out the car to see if the skunk ...