10 Things You Should Never Say To A Woman During an Argument
Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
Oh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.
You're just upset ...

Q. If Clinton gets impeached he will be the first president to....
A. Get blowed out of office.
Q. Do you know what the FBI discovered the stains on Monica's dress actually were?
A. A wad ...

Three guys were sitting in a biker bar. This man came in, he was already drunk, sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. The man looked around and saw the 3 men sitting at a corner table.
He ...

A man in a bar has a couple of beers and the bartender tells him he owes $6.50.
"But I paid, don't you remember?" says the customer.
"Okay," says the bartender, "if you said you paid, ...